19 Lage 4385: Dear Boomsy

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[ Author's note to new readers: I think the next entry makes a much better intro to the story, so you might want to just skip to it. :) ]

I think this worked?

19 Lage 4385
Dear Boomsy:

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss! It works! Ahahahahahahahaha! You said I couldn't do it but I can! Mwahahahaha! Isn't it beautiful?

If you don't write in yours I am gonna be so pissed.

I wasn't going to make the first thing I wrote in my brand-new wonderful superb amazing enchantment about how I made my brand-new wonderful superb amazing enchantment but I can't think of anything else to write now so I guess I am. It's basically These Two Are One which is a spell that links two pieces of paper so that whatever's written on one will appear on the other no matter how far apart they are as long as they aren't farther apart in miles than the power of the spell. Except that These Two Are One is usually a Ruloc Herbador spell on two sheets of paper (that are really one) and my enchantment is a Ruloc Corpador Illusidor Locador spell on leather parchment. The Locador is there (a) to make the space between the parchment shorter to that you can move them farther apart without the spell breaking and (b) to make the one sheet of parchment have unlimited amounts of space you can write in. That is, the two sheets of parchment. That are really one. It's only one enchantment but there are two enchanted pieces of parchment. Also (c) because my brother Void-Dancer is a priest of "Here" and so I could get it consecrated to "Here" and only owe my brother a favor instead of paying tons of lozens that I don't have for the consecration which I desperately needed because I'm not that good an enchanter and this was a hard enchantment to do. And Void-Dancer did a really really really awesome job with the consecration! "Here" loves me! Thank you "Here"! I love you too! *mwah* Oh and the Illusidor is mostly just for looks so we can have write in different colors and stuff and to put black spikes on it so "Here" would love it more (which worked!)

(c) is kinda the same reason I used Corpador and not Herbador, since Kvarse's priestesses are sweeties and they owed me already for saving Corycavy. Twice. They didn't do as good a job with the consecration as Void-Dancer did or maybe Kvarse doesn't love me as much but that's okay. I love you anyway Kvarse.

It's not consecrated to Reluu because Reluu is a big prick. Yeah, up yours too, Reluu. Also, the Khtsoyis are perfectly acceptableas a Prime species. Who put you in charge of judging which Primes were good enough? Bastard.

Anyway the other thing that's different from These Two Are One is that I wanted the parchments to alternate between which one they were instead of always being the same one. Did that make any sense? I don't think so. Let me try explaining what it does instead of how it works.

So I have these two bone scrollcases that hold (what looks like) one enchanted scroll of parchment each. One scrollcase is for me and the other is for you, Boomsy. If you tap on the scrollcase (for either case) once and open it, then the scroll inside will show the this letter. And my little "I think this worked?" at the top, which was me making sure it worked. I'll be writing on the one-tap parchment, so my messages will always be what shows up when you tap once. If you put the parchment back inside and then tap on the case twice before you take it back out, it'll show the two-tap parchment, which so far just says "Pretty sure it worked ... " You should write on that one. That way it'll be easy to keep it straight which is which. Or you can write on the one-tap parchment when you're replying to something in particular that I wrote, and on the two-tap if you're writing about what's going on with your life and stuff. That way it's sort of a journal and correspondence combined! It wasn't a lot harder to do it that way than to do it the normal way at least not with Locador involved and I thought that'd be easier to keep organized.

I probably should've written that on a note on the scrollcase instead of on the scroll, shouldn't I? Because you won't be able to read this unless you know how many times to tap on the scrollcase first. Oh well I'll copy that bit onto a note before I mail yours.

Anyway, I hope you're having fun in Daukrhame and that this finds you well etc hey I don't have to actually finish this letter before I mail it because I can just keep adding to it whenever that was the whole point. Of being a great and powerful enchanter! Which I'm not. But I am powerful enough to do this! Ahahahahaha!

I gotta get to the shop now though. Laters Boomsy!

Squirmy hugs,

Delight-in-Here

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