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[[ OOC: Delight is reacting to Kijji's diary, which was written by [livejournal.com profile] terrycloth. Delight covers the points which are salient to her in her raving in this entry, but if you're curious you can read the original story starting here. ]]

Soooo ...

I guess I should explain that last entry.

After I got home from the Guild I went to read my scroll again and I decided to see what else nonprimes had been written in the last entry from the 22nd, after I'd stopped looking at it.

Jonathan-who-goes-by-[livejournal.com profile] gavinfox had originally warned me not to go look at what Kijji had written because it was evil and awful and depressing. Also Kijji was thousands and thousands of miles and branches away so even though he was writing in my journal that didn't mean I needed to worry about him.

But Gavsy had left a note later saying that I should read it because it would tell me all of the monster's weaknesses and vulnerabilities so JUST IN CASE it might be a good idea to know about it.

So a bit after sunout I went looking and looking and looking back and back and back through Terrycloth's scroll (a lot of different nonprimes write there!) until I found where Kijji's picture started showing up. Then I went even further back to get to the very first entry from him. And started reading.

D:

I'm going to have nightmares for the REST OF MY LIFE. And in each of those nightmares, I'm going to be wondering if this is the one where Kijji really is EATING MY BRAIN.

I read each entry which was worse than the last because I couldn't look away and I didn't write a word because I don't want to talk to THAT THING and then I got to the end which wasn't really an end it just stopped --

-- and then I thought about how I already had talked to THAT THING.

Kijji read my scroll.

In which I've mentioned that I live in Vheshrame on Choinxeia.

It's an immortal mind-eating body-stealing monster that can easily travel between branches.

Its journal had no dates and no place names. It could be anywhere now. On the World Tree. In my universe.

IT READ MY SCROLL AND IT KNEW WHERE I LIVED.

...

Around three hours before dawn, I was pounding on the door to Void-Dancer's house. I wasn't yelling because I was too busy panting after running all the way there. After somewhere between a minute and eternity, Void-Dancer opened the door. He was wearing a nightrobe and roaring, "Enough! Delight-in-Justice, what is wrong with you?"

"YouhavetohelpmeITKNOWSWHEREILIVE!" I squirmed past him and dashed for his kitchen.

"What? Who?" Void-Dancer trailed after me. "Are you drunk?"

"No!-no-drinking-it-eats-you-while-you-sleep!" I grabbed his kettle and put it on the stove. Then took it off the stove, filled it, and put it back on the stove.

My brother rubbed at his eyes. "Then we must be safe. There seems no danger of any sleep happening any time soon."

"NO SLEEPING! MUSTHAVEKATHIA!" I dumped two scoops of kathia berries into his kathia press. Then added two more to be sure.

"Sister, what are you babbling about?"

I stared at the pot, which wasn't heating nearly fast enough. I sponted a spell to make it boil instantly, sending a gout of steam blasting out of it.

"Gah!" Void-Dancer grabbed me and yanked me back from the steam. "What are you, six? What's after you?"

"Mentavore!" I wiggled free and grabbed the kettle, pouring boiling water over the kathia berries.

" ... all right, that actually does sound bad. But -- inside the city?" Void-Dancer gave me an incredulous look.

"Itcouldbeitcangoanywhereit'sintangiblewhenit'sdisembodied -- " I stared wildly around. "Mentadorprotection!" I cast The Raven's Beak because it's the only pattern spell I know which gives protection from Mentador.

Void-Dancer seized my shoulders and spun me around. "Delight-in-Justice. Stop. Look at me. Breathe."

I stared at his amber eyes and inhaled.

"Now. Tell me what's got you in a Wild Rush."

"Kijji! It eats minds steals bodies kills Primes I read its diary it's been in my scroll it knows where I live!" Wild-eyed I waved the scroll for proof.

He growled and rolled his eyes at me. "I should have -- never mind! Give me that blighted thing." He snatched the scroll from my hands.

I got it set back to Kijji's journal so he could read the HORROR for himself. While he read, I got a mug of kathia and took a sip which scalded my tongue so I cooled it with guntry milk. Then I crouched on a chair opposite him and tried to work out how to improvise a better mental-defense spell.

At length, my brother came to the end of the scroll. He put his elbow on the table and rested his forehead against his palm. "Everyone else in the family disowned me. Why couldn't you, too?" he muttered.

"What noooo everyone didn't disown you Voidsy!"

"Never mind. Look, what made you think this thing was interested in you?"

"It wrote to me!" I got my scroll back to the right place and pointed to the offending comment.

"I see." His eyes narrowed, then he shook his head. "Delight-in-Justice, I will grant that this monster is unusually disturbing and reprehensible -- "

"IT EATS MINDS AND POSSESSES PRIMES!"

" -- yes, yes, I got that. Nonetheless, based on its own testimony it is (a) incapable of passing through city walls (b) several thousand miles away from Ketheria (c) avoiding the entirety of Ketheria, of which Vheshrame is a part in case this had escaped your notice (d) avoiding wizards and anyone who knows them, and you count a capable wizard among your acquaintances (e) it may know where you live but it does not in fact know where it is itself, making tracking you to Choinxiea rather more problematic (f) its method of locomotion when disembodied is nowhere described as "rapid", and if it were moving at a Khtsoyis's or even a Zi Ri's pace it would still take literally years to get here from several branches away even if it wanted to which, see points (b) and (c), it doesn't, and (h) it's three hours before dawn. May I go back to bed now?"

I stared at him, still wide-eyed. "What was (g)?"

"It's the middle of the night."

"No, that was (h). You skipped (g)."

"Yes. I did. It is three hours to dawn, I am tired, I lost my place. I reiterate: may I go back to bed now?"

" ... so you don't think I need to worry about it?"

"No. Not so long as you're within Vheshrame's city walls, certainly."

" ... you're sure the walls will stop monsters that don't have bodies?"

"Delight-in-Justice, the walls will stop chromodon. Nendrai's spells cannot penetrate these walls. They will stop anything short of a Locador angel, which this Kijji clearly is not."

" ... so Kijji's not going to come eat me while I sleep and possess my body and then turn waterform to lure my friends to their doom?"

"No. The monster lives by eating minds. I assure you, sister, you are perfectly safe from it."

I stuck my tongue out at him. Void-Dancer smirked at me. I uncurled from my perch on his kitchen chair. "I guess I did get sorta carried away."

"No! Really? You?" He started rolling up the scroll to put it back in the case. "In seriousness, it does concern me that monsters from our own universe may be contacting you via this artifact. I would recommend that you leave a note on Sythyry's version to see if he has encountered this phenomenon before. But there is nothing to indicate that a monster can use your scroll to do worse than leave an unpleasant note. But do be careful, Delight. While you remain in the city, I am confident in the protection of these walls. But if you travel, try not to leave a detailed itinerary for your monster friends in this thing." He offered me the scroll case.

I took it and beamed. "I won't Voidsy! Promise!"

Date: 2010-07-01 01:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
Kijji is certainly a vile piece of work. But the city walls of Vheshrame are quite good; they were designed for civic pride, rather than for mere necessity, and necessity alone requires that they be sufficient to keep out Vae, Oixe, and several allies, at once. Kijji, I daresay, would be shredded if it made the attempt.

I have chatted briefly with Kijji myself. For what it's worth, the beast isn't a great threat to the upper echelon of the Vheshrame city guard. If you have some evidence that it's in the area, tell Darkfox, Miriaxony, or Khirijay. Feel free to show them this note, as well as Kijji's diary, and let them know I recommend taking it seriously.

Kijji is the only World Tree monster I can think of who leaves me notes. A scattering of primes do too. For what it's worth, the notes do not serve as arcane connections.

Date: 2010-07-01 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gavinfox.livejournal.com
See? Everything is for the best. Kijji is obviously a local type monster, you know? But if that's the one type of monster that scares you most, MAYBE take up some time to maybe look up it's monster type and the types of similar monsters at a library, where very clinical, non-scary descriptions of those and similar types of monsters and their main counters can be found?

Date: 2010-07-01 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gavinfox.livejournal.com
Local to FAR FAR AWAY AND NOT GOING ANYWHERE ANY TIME SOON.

Date: 2010-07-01 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
Not merely an enchanter; I did a fair amount of the work, and know it well.

As for talking to Kijji ... I have had no trouble from it. I don't know whether or not there will ever be any trouble from it, though.

Date: 2010-07-03 07:24 am (UTC)
zeeth_kyrah: A glowing white and blue anthropomorphic horse stands before a pink and blue sky. (Default)
From: [personal profile] zeeth_kyrah
Goodness; now I know where a goodly portion of those many lozens of yours came from. A city wall, upgraded significantly from what you had back then, certainly cannot be cheap! Especially since it was good enough then to keep out a nendrai and possibly two.

Date: 2010-07-07 12:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
Oh, that ... any reasonably rich city will upgrade their walls now and then, just to show that they can do it, whether they need it or not.

Date: 2010-07-01 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gavinfox.livejournal.com
I'm SORRY. I didn't want to give you nightmares! I just wanted you to have a defense and an understanding of it's capabilities. I'm SO SO SO SORRY!!

Please forgive me??

Date: 2010-07-01 03:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gavinfox.livejournal.com
Oh, for what it's worth, the members of our military have access to things like livejournal and things like that when they are deployed on active duty, and leaving no information on their location or misinformation as to their location and how long they have been travelling and such DOES work fairly well!

Date: 2010-07-01 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gavinfox.livejournal.com
Um, Have some images of cute animals! Maybe that will help?






Date: 2010-07-01 03:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gavinfox.livejournal.com
See? Things are better now, right? Things are always better with cute!

Date: 2010-07-01 04:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gavinfox.livejournal.com
I like the Fennec, which is the cani-animal-form looking one with the BIIIIG ears!

Date: 2010-07-01 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gavinfox.livejournal.com
Uh, these ones can't! I promise you that! They are just normal animals. You know, foraging or hunting things smaller then them, hiding from things bigger than them, making dens, sleeping, mating, raising young. You know. Animals!

Yea, Kijji's story is kinda a tragedy. Kind of.

And nothing on my world can teleport! The rules prevent that sort of thing, and put an absolute maximum speed at which anything might be able to ever move, too! Locador is very strict here!

Date: 2010-07-01 04:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gavinfox.livejournal.com
Here are some more cute hedgehog (the second one you liked) pictures. But this time, I am sending you to actual pages on the internet! Gasp! You have discovered one of the MAIN (by number of people that use it for this) uses of the Internet, finding cute pictures of baby animals!

http://genypost.com/2009/05/hedgehog-cute-baby-photo/
http://hedgietales.com/wp/?page_id=64
http://cuteoverload.com/2009/03/26/co-classics-bor/
http://cuteoverload.com/2009/12/09/ahoy-hoy/when-is-someone-going-to-realize-that-im-not-suited-for-this-job/
http://cuteoverload.com/2009/12/15/dont-play-with-your-food/

Uh oh, don't want to destroy your branch with cute pictures of baby animals! *teaseteasetease* ;)

Date: 2010-07-01 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gavinfox.livejournal.com
Whew, I'm still soooo sorry. Did the cute pictures help your mood?

Date: 2010-07-01 04:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gavinfox.livejournal.com
Is there really a regular monster? Don't most of them have their own 'schtick', as it were? Their own thing that they do best, or their own 'puzzle' solution?

Date: 2010-07-01 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gavinfox.livejournal.com
Well, okay, in a related question, how common are those "puzzle monsters" then? You know, the types with a strange set of abilities or behaviours, and if you want to overcome them, you have to know about a particular weakness which, if you can manage exploit it, will make your job (that of overcoming the monster) immeasurably easier?

Date: 2010-07-01 07:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gavinfox.livejournal.com
Hmmm. I think that might have been a failure of understanding on my part then. I should have told you, "don't read this yourself, it will give you nightmares, instead show these stories to a veteran adventurer with lots of magical power, who knows lots about obscure monster lore, mention this creature posted in your journal, and ask if there is any reason to be worried," rather than simply telling you to read his journal yourself... I guess that was bad judgment that ended in sleethy cruelty...

Date: 2010-07-01 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gavinfox.livejournal.com
Oh, for what it's worth, I can give you a compendium of ideas for mental self defense from many of the fictional writings of my world? I don't know if it would work or help, and I don't know if Kijji could access it, but we HAVE established that you can go to places on the Internet, and we have NOT established that Kijji can do the same...

Date: 2010-07-01 06:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tuftears.livejournal.com
Also, (g) it has no expressed interest in consuming an acquaintance in preference over closer sentients. In fact, being an acquaintance might even dispose it against attempting to consume you - if one ate all one's friends, one would soon rapidly run out of friends, not to mention having increased difficulty making new friends.

Note that I have no experience with the creature in question, so I cannot speak as to the wisdom of attempting to cultivate an acquaintance with this creature! You're on your own. :)

Date: 2010-07-01 07:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terrycloth.livejournal.com
I especially wouldn't want to eat friends who are so easy to scare! I mean, not all at once.

And I'd want to make sure to get all their friends and relatives first, so I could see them squirm.

The *problem* is that she'd run away and then I'd have to chase her down and eat her, and that would be fun for a little while... I guess I could catch someone else who happened to be nearby. Delight! If you come visit make sure to bring some friends! Who run slower than you!

Squirmy hugs!

Date: 2010-07-01 07:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gavinfox.livejournal.com
*Snarls* If she EVER meets you, she won't 'run away' forcing you to be obligated to chase her; she will instead bypass all that behavior and use what she knows to, in a way that she CERTAINLY wouldn't describe in this journal or to me or you, actively deny you the ability to harm her or those she cares about, permanently!

Date: 2010-07-01 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gavinfox.livejournal.com
:) *support-support*

Date: 2010-07-01 10:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terrycloth.livejournal.com
I know where I am now, but do I know where I am when you're where you are?

Maybe I'm from the future, and haven't been born yet, and Sythyry is the wizard that captures me and tries to tame me for years and centuries although that's not very likely because zie knows that it doesn't work because zie showed up in my dreams and I told zir as much.

Unless zie didn't believe me? Lots of people don't believe me when I tell them the truth, but wizards are supposed to be smarter than that!

Date: 2010-07-01 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gavinfox.livejournal.com
Ok, the most recent prime whose memories you.. have. About what date was it when you, ah, obtained zir memories, and how long ago was it?

Date: 2010-07-02 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tuftears.livejournal.com
You may be right about that! Maybe you should pretend that you've, of course, been placing false information in your journal in case someone else reads it. (or maybe you have already been doing it, and you're only acting like it's the real information to throw people off the trail!)

Date: 2010-07-03 07:29 am (UTC)
zeeth_kyrah: A glowing white and blue anthropomorphic horse stands before a pink and blue sky. (Default)
From: [personal profile] zeeth_kyrah
If it's that insane, you could pretend to have already been eaten. But that would be very confusing and tiring work for you. Instead, I'd recommend something which earns lozens and terch.

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